Knuckleball: I’M ON A HORSE

Hello, ladies, look at your man,

now back to me,

 now back at your man,

now back to me.


Sadly, he isn’t me,

but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash


and switched to Penquin Spice, he could smell like he’s me.


Look down,


back up, where are you? You’re on a cliff with the man your man could smell like.

What’s on your jearsy,


back at me.


I have it, it’s a Stanley Cup


with two friends doing that thing you love.


Look again, the friends are now MARRIED! (check the hats closly)

  Anything is possible when your man smells like Penquin Spice and not a lady.


*****************************I’m on a horse.*************************